In an effort to promote universal coolness, I've taken it upon myself to introduce a new cool cat a week. "Cool cats" include--but are not necessarily limited to--writers, musicians, actors, athletes, and entrepreneurs. They are the people we knew were always cool, but we didn't realize they were universally so (that is, catholic). They are the Catholics we knew who must exist somewhere, but we never knew how cool they could be.
Welcome to a new year, the year of the Cool Cat.
Sincerely,
R.E.O.